Comments on Tales of the Trees: New Pants, New Mirror, and B minus

男人有了外遇，...

2010-06-24T23:52:22.535-07:00

男人有了外遇，但是他不想離婚
在外遇情人面前，他可以享受著年輕戀愛般的美好
在回歸家庭時刻，他可以享受著老婆對他無微不至的照顧
在同事朋友面前，他可以享受著眾人對他的忌妒與羨慕
男人有了外遇，但是他不想離婚，他只想自私的擁有一切

知道他有了外遇
面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧
妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧
甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…
妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知
最後，妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…
最後，妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…
最後，妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…

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this story is why your posts are my favorite. i p...

2010-05-26T19:34:15.321-07:00

this story is why your posts are my favorite.

i personally think you're an a ++. you kind of rock girl

a freaking B minus!!!! What a turd.

2010-05-26T14:24:11.824-07:00

a freaking B minus!!!! What a turd.

A B-???? What the heck? I think you are adorable a...

2010-05-26T06:42:02.469-07:00

A B-???? What the heck? I think you are adorable and always wear the cutest clothes! What a jackass!

You have always been an A+ to me and always will b...

2010-05-26T04:40:42.835-07:00

You have always been an A+ to me and always will be!!!

Stupid Moose shirts. That's all I have to say...

2010-05-26T03:34:03.154-07:00

Stupid Moose shirts. That's all I have to say about that store!

You are definitely not a B-....stupid manager.

Hope you look adorable and put together at work today.

You are so funny! I just need to know if they spr...

2010-05-25T22:09:54.571-07:00

You are so funny!

I just need to know if they spray the store with hundreds of bottle of cologne each morning to make it smell so strongly? Seriously. I have always wanted to know. I sometimes want to hold my breath when I walk by.

You are the best story teller! I can never tell or...

2010-05-25T19:45:55.755-07:00

You are the best story teller! I can never tell or write stories like you.

p.s. I hate that store. ew.
p.p.s. Sorry about your thief pants.

Isn't it terrible the things adults say to kid...

2010-05-25T19:21:27.358-07:00

Isn't it terrible the things adults say to kids / teenagers? They don't realize that stuff STICKS WITH A PERSON! I still remember my ballet instructor telling me (at the age of TWELVE) that if she could cut my feet off at the ankles (I have perfect turnout) and attach them to a skinny girl's body, I would be the perfect dancer.

Awesome.

Thank you.

Because I don't think about that moment EVERY MORNING when I get dressed.

umm....we soooo want to see photos in the carnival...

2010-05-25T18:50:46.998-07:00

umm....we soooo want to see photos in the carnival mirror!

You always have the best stories!

2010-05-25T17:05:40.332-07:00

You always have the best stories!

Somehow I doubt that you have ever failed at looki...

2010-05-25T16:27:27.128-07:00

Somehow I doubt that you have ever failed at looking nice!! ANd girl, you are an A+++!!!

YOU ARE AN A-PLUS!!!!!! It's in all caps becau...

2010-05-25T15:17:11.530-07:00

YOU ARE AN A-PLUS!!!!!! It's in all caps because I feel so strongly!!!! :) I loved this and am still laughing! I would have chose the latter, too.....there's just something about new clothes that haven't been messed up by the washer!! I just love you, Megan!

You are the best story teller ever! For the recor...

2010-05-25T14:45:20.204-07:00

You are the best story teller ever! For the record, I HATE the moose store and you are so an A+ in my book!

Boo to bad mirrors. I hope it's going back asa...

2010-05-25T14:13:56.088-07:00

Boo to bad mirrors. I hope it's going back asap.

I also worked at said smelly, shirtless, loud music store. Oh the adventures we would have there. We use to play sensor Olympics with the sensor tags. Events would include can you throw it up and get it to stay in the chandler make of horns. How many push ups can you do with your feet on the back counter and hands on the front counter. We made NO money but had fun.

I have read your blog for a bit-and girl you make ...

2010-05-25T13:27:40.999-07:00

I have read your blog for a bit-and girl you make me laugh everytime!!You are not a B minus at all. I look forward to your stories!

I too worked at said "Moose Store" and h...

2010-05-25T11:10:24.021-07:00

I too worked at said "Moose Store" and hated it. Our manager would walk around at the beginning of each work day and "Tweek" our outfits. It was actually borderline sexual harassment the day he told all of us girls that the style was to show a bit of stomach and we should follow that trend when we dress for work. Yeah. If I would have told my parents that, I am sure I would have quit the moose two summer before I actually did. Don't feel bad honey...you are nowhere near a B minus. For reals :-)

I have boycotted abercrombie so I feel your pain. ...

2010-05-25T09:42:13.238-07:00

I have boycotted abercrombie so I feel your pain. It's ridiculous. I don't even walk into the store.

~K

Hahah, you're too funny! I too hate the moose...

2010-05-25T09:07:13.180-07:00

Hahah, you're too funny! I too hate the moose store with naked people on the walls, and a strong cologne stench that makes me want to vomit.

Ok, just so you know, you're not short, squatt...

2010-05-25T08:45:36.128-07:00

Ok, just so you know, you're not short, squatty, and penguin-like. You look fabulous!!

I love your stories. I also worked at the store ...

2010-05-25T08:34:12.851-07:00

I love your stories.

I also worked at the store and girl I've also got some crazy stories!

What manager gives his employees grades on their a...

2010-05-25T08:24:03.049-07:00

What manager gives his employees grades on their appearances? Weird...

Girl you are NOT a B-. That's for sure!!

2010-05-25T08:23:13.488-07:00

Girl you are NOT a B-. That's for sure!!