That's how I am right now, I really don't have a lot going on but I have felt very "high strung."
I blame part of this on the February Funk and the other part on my car being a mess.
When my car is a mess I feel like my whole life is stressful. I have no idea what the correlation between the two is and I am well aware that I am the cause behind my car being a mess but it still stresses me out.
Today I stepped into my car and instantly the vision of 4 diet coke cans, numerous plastic bottles of water, 4 winter coats, a pair of jeans, a christmas cookie platter, a bag of chocolate chips, a HUGE home decoration thing that I need to take back to the store and black tennis shoes nearly caused me to bust into tears.
And then I think how I want to clean it, but if I clean it I would have to stand in the cold and then I get even more stressed out thinking about the cold weather. My dislike for cold weather is deep and wide.
However my cause for nearly bursting into tears might have had something to do with the fact that I had a close call to almost poisoning myself this morning.
This morning I reached into my bathroom drawer, pulled out my toothpaste and squeezed it onto my toothbrush.
I thought it came out slower and thicker than normal which I seemed a little strange.
As I was about to start brushing my teeth I decided to look at the label on the toothpaste.
I like to call that moment in time, an intervention from the Lord above.
The toothpaste I was about to put into my mouth and on my teeth was not toothpaste, nor was it toothgel. Instead it was a little thing called ATHLETES FOOT CREAM.
And I almost put it into my mouth.
ME, the girl who gets a pain in her wrist and googles it to make sure that its not a flesh eating disease. ME the girl who has an ache in her big toe and wonders if she needs to go to the dr. to make sure it won't fall of. ME the girl who STILL checks the temperature of every meat she has cooked to make sure it won't poison her or the hubs. ME the girl who is basically crazy, almost put Athletes Foot Cream in her mouth.
I was so disgusted. I spent the rest of the day wondering if I had caused myself some sort of bodily harm by almost putting athletes foot cream in my mouth.
The cream didn't even touch me, but yet all day I thought I had symptoms of athletes foot cream poisoning.
So please learn from me. If your toothpaste comes out slow and thick read the label. It may not be toothpaste.
And also, if you are in your car and you get hot and take your coat off, be sure and take it inside with you because before you know it you will have 4 coats piled up and you will get in your car and start crying and people will think something is wrong with you.
And then you will tell them that you almost swallowed athletes foot cream and they will understand.